Shakespeare language

Kinslie thou art a carl. Thee should become a crow-keeper, thou art daff in thyself for thou is a daubery. Thou have a bern and thee should defeat so that no one can recognize thee. For if thee is found than thou shall be emboss and endeared for everyone to see.

You should be women, and yet your beards forbid me to interpret that you are so. It means that he thinks they should be women because they act like women but they all

have beards so he knows they aren't.